Infinite Martial Arts & Fitness

Meet Josh “Triple D” McSwoleson, the most whimsically hilarious powerlifting coach to ever grace the gym floor. With a solid background in circus arts and the physical prowess of a Greek god on a sugar high, Josh has dedicated his life to the pursuit of both iron and laughter.

In his early days, Josh toured with the renowned “Cirque du So-Heavy,” where he pioneered the groundbreaking “Juggling Deadlift” routine, astonishing audiences and sending chiropractors worldwide into a frenzy. With a hearty guffaw, he swapped the circus tent for the squat rack, embarking on a quest to meld his two passions: powerlifting and spinal puppeteering.

Today, Coach McSwoleson is world-famous for his unconventional training methods, which include barbell-balancing sprints and interpretive protein shake dances. He has inspired countless gym-goers to embrace the lighter side of life and fitness. They say laughter is the best medicine, and Josh’s clients definitely feel it in their cores.

Josh’s coaching philosophy revolves around the mantra, “Lift heavy, laugh heartily, break a few backs, and embrace the absurd.” His trainees are often heard chuckling between sets, quoting Josh’s famous catchphrase, “Why so serious, it’s just Spine day!”

And now, a message to the man himself: Josh, we won’t change your bio until you write us one. So flex those creative muscles and give us PR in wordplay!

“the man, the myth, the legend”